WTF File: American Wins Gold For Russia, Deportation Imminent

Snowboard - Winter Olympics Day 12

Olympic snowboarder Vic Wild was born in White Salmon, Washington, both his parents are American, he belongs to the Steamboat Springs Winter Sports Club in Colorado, U.S.A. and he just won a gold medal.

For Russia.

WTF?! How the hell does this happen?

It was easy.

Frustrated by what Wild called a “lack of support” from the US, the 27-year-old married a Russian woman and applied for Russian citizenship in 2011. Three years later he wins the gold in the parallel giant slalom for the Ruskies.

Что ебать?!

Didn’t Lee Harvey Oswald do something like this? That worked out great for everyone.

Let’s hope the feds sic SEAL Team 6 on him then ship the commie сволочь off to Guantanamo Bay for some “Olympic” water boarding and we never see him again.

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