Team USA To Get Free Porn If They Beat Canada

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According to TMZ Sports, if the U.S. men’s hockey team beats Canada today not only will they get the all the love and affection of a nation of puckheads, but they will also get a whole lot of free porn.

The porn site Brazzers says every member of Team USA will get a free month-long membership if they take down the Canucks today and, to further sweeten the pot, if they go on to score the gold medal they’ll get free porn for 10-years.

USA #1! USA #1!!

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