Jonathan Martin Traded to 49ers; Richie Incognito Preparing ‘Epic’ Prank Call

Jonathan Martin

Former Richie Incognito whipping boy Jonathan Martin is now a former Dolphin as Miami traded the offensive lineman to the San Francisco 49ers.

The trade reunites Martin with his former Stanford coach Jim Harbaugh. Martin says no one ever called him “bad words” in college.

According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter- who hasn’t slept in 37 hours – the 49ers sent a conditional pick to the Dolphins for Martin, who was a second-round pick of the team in 2012.

Martin quit the Dolphins last fall after he said he was tormented by teammate Richie Incognito. Incognito was unavailable for comment as he was busy stuffing kids in lockers for refusing to give up their lunch money.

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