March Madness is here and your bracket ended up a dumpster fire in the first round. So much for winning Warren Buffett’s cash.
However, the Dirty Turban March Madness Billion Dollar* Bracket of the Absurd continues.
*there is no billion, but you could win a Dirty Turban t-shirt. Retweet to win.
ROUND 2 – The Jerky Region
#1 Fat guy on mini bike vs. #8 Genghis Khan
Fat Ass + Mini Bike = Timeless
Genghis Khan was the founder and emperor of the Mongol Empire who later retired to San Dimas, California.
#13 Armadillos vs. #12 The Periodic Table
Armadillos are New World placental mammals with a leathery armor shell and often referred to in Texas as dinner.
The periodic table is a tabular arrangement of the chemical elements, organized on the bases of their atomic something something and that’s all I remember from high school.
#6 Charles Nelson Reilly vs. #14 Hentai
Charles Nelson Reilly was an American actor who famously said, “The thing that’s funny is that everyone thinks I’m dead.” Reilly died in 2007.
Hentai is Japanese anime porn. Or so I have been told.
#10 Park Place vs. #2 Travis Bickle
Park Place is the second-most expensive property on the Monopoly board. I’m more of a Marvin Gardens guy myself.
Travis Bickle is a military veteran who served in Vietnam, lives in New York City, drives a taxi and wants to know, “Are you talking to me?”
Stay tuned throughout the NCAA Tourney for new polls in the Dirty Turban’s March Madness Bracket of the Absurd and you could win a billion dollars*.
*there is no billion dollar jackpot, but there is a handsome new Dirty Turban t-shirt.
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