Former New England Patriots tight end and current resident of the Bristol County jail Aaron Hernandez seems to be adjusting well to a future life behind bars.
According to TMZ, Hernandez is being investigated for threatening to shoot a guard and kill his family. Allegedly.
Hernandez, who’s been in jail since last year for allegedly (wink wink) murdering friend Odin Lloyd, also developed a scheme in which he would try to get extra food.
A former inmate told TMZ that Hernandez would eat half of his meal and then put bug in his tray and try to get more. The ol’ bug-in-my-food trick didn’t work as officers caught on. Didn’t Vernon Schillinger do that in an episode of Oz?
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