According to the folks at Gatorade, “Gatorade Fierce is bold, intense, and relentless. When fierce athletes like Bryce Harper are at their best, they are unstoppable. Their ferocity flows. Fierce finds a way.”
Jesus! What the hell is in that stuff? Bath salts?
*Note to self: Create bath salts energy drink, call it Zombie Juice, make millions.
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