A Budweiser blimp shaped like a hockey goal light is on the loose 5,000 feet in the Canadian air.
The 70-foot-long blimp broke free at a Saint John ball hockey tournament on Saturday. Transportation safety officials aren’t exactly sure when or where the thing will touch down.
One well placed crossbow shot should bring the Red Zeppelin back to Earth in a hurry.
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