Jameis Winston Booted From Baseball Team For Crabs

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Florida State Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback Jameis Winston was allegedly busted for shoplifting crab legs from a Publix supermarket Tuesday night. As a result, he’s been kicked off the FSU baseball team. 

While crab legs are delicious,  FSU baseball coach Mike Martin had little choice: “We are suspending Jameis Winston from the baseball team. I am confident he will complete his community service obligation and the situation will be resolved soon.”

None of Jameis’ crabmeat craving should effect the football team. FSU football coach Jimbo Fischer said, “I fully support Coach Martin’s decision and will also make sure that Jameis meets all obligations, which I know he will.”

Winston’s teammate Rocki Lay immediately stepped up to defend the crabnapper and put the blame squarely where it belonged – the NCAA.

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You tell ’em, Rocki. Wait, I think I got crabs back in college from a stripper known as Rocki Lay.

[h/t GameDayr]

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Featured Writer: The Guru

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