I am not going to go into all the sordid details about LA Clippers Klansman Donald Sterling. Even if you have been under that rock for the past week or two, you still, undoubtedly, have heard about the trouble and subsequent whirlwind he has caused with his disgustingly racist comments to his then side bitch, V. Stiviano. But now, it seems “Old Donnie Whitehood” is going to have to go elsewhere for some payable on demand snatch.
The famous, or infamous depending on how far in the Bible Belt you live, Moonlight Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel near Carson City, Nevada, has now banned Sterling for life from ever entering it, or its six sister brothels in the state. Dennis Hof, owner, proprietor, pimp commented, “A lot of NBA players come here to party. Out of respect to them, we have banned Sterling from cumming coming here.” Not being a total sleezing flesh peddler, Hof also stated that his “sense of confidentiality prohibits” him “from confirming or denying if Sterling has ever visited” any of his brothels. This sense of confidentiality, apparently is selective, as Hof went on to state that “Johnny Buss, one of the owners of the Los Angeles Lakers, and I have had a dual birthday party at the Bunny Ranch for the last 18 years, so a lot of NBA people have been here.”
In doing some research, yes, I actually research some of this stuff, at any given time 20-25% of the prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch are African-American. Seriously, look it up for yourself! Sterling isn’t the only high-profile person banned from the Bunny Ranch either. Allegedly, Hof has banned the Grand Wizards of the Duck Dynasty Klan, as well as Michael Vick.
So, it appears that Sterling’s woes continue. The lesson here, my Lovelies? (1) If you plan on having a side bitch, DO NOT piss her off. She will destroy your world. (2) Even sleazy pimps have some sense of right and wrong, albeit a very thin line and (3) There is not enough money in the world to make this single, yet glamorously beautiful Southern gal want to bang Sterling, but if you happen to see Bradley Cooper, feel free to give him my digits.
Contributing Writer: Dixie Darling