Dirty South: International Clitoris Awareness Week is Here! Men Still Lost

aaclitIt’s been shrouded in mystery for centuries, it’s that one female body part men can’t seem to understand (or even find at times) and now it has its own awareness week. Yes, ladies, that’s right.  It’s that time of year again – International Clitoris Awareness Week is here.

Nadine Gary is the spokeswoman for “International Clitoris Awareness Week”, which is a 7-day celebration of the female happy place.  “The clitoris is a magnificent organ that has been ignored, vilified, made taboo, and even considered sinful through antiquated, patriarchal religious teachings,” Gary stated.  “It’s time to give it the attention it deserves .”

aaboatVarious events are taking place around the world during the awareness week, except in Alabama where the clitoris does not exist and any mention of it calls for a good, old-fashioned, Puritan-style stoning.

Most of the events will consist of women sitting around and talking about what the clit means to them.  However, this single, yet glamorously beautiful Southern gal plans on celebrating the awareness week much like I did when the Red Sox won the World Series in ’04, with full gusto!  Now, time to head to Target to stock up on batteries for B.O.B!  Someone tell my Editor I’ll be MIA for the next week or so.

Hold my calls.


Contributing Writer: Dixie Darling


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