Strippers at Vivid Caberet in New York City have a message to all NFL draftees:
“We say, welcome to the big leagues, and if you want to learn how to party like the big dogs, you have to check out Vivid Cabaret.
“We promise to give all first round picks a night they will never forget. In the beginning you can make it rain on us with stacks of singles. But here’s to hoping that on your second contract you will use stacks of hundreds!”
You think ol’ Johnny Football is going to miss this invitation?
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