Dirty South: Genius Drug Dealer Posts Photos to Facebook, Gets Busted


It is no secret that the individuals who take center stage in my Dirty South articles are not going to have invites to any Mensa meetings anytime soon, but this genius may have outdone them all.

aapot1The Setting:  Port St. Lucie, Florida.  21-year-old Taylor Harrison wanted to show off his genius IQ and how “easy” it was to sell drugs in his home town by posting a selfie with stacks of mad cash and drugs to his Facebook page.  Oh, and this Einstein wannabe also posted these pics of himself next to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office patrol car.

Needless to say, the pics were later seen by MCSO Deputies, an undercover cop was sent to buy drugs from our independent businessman, and good ol’ Taylor was arrested on charges of selling narcotics.  He remains in Martin County Jail on $55,000 bond.

To add insult to an already injured intellect, the Martin County Sheriff’s Office posted this to their Facebook page.


We here in the Dirty South raise a Mint Julep to you, Taylor.  Thanks for making us all feel a lot smarter and edu-ma-cated.  Now, where did I put my Mensa membership card???

Contributing Writer: Dixie Darling











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