Cubs Bring in Manny Ramirez as Player-Coach for Triple-A Club; Cubs Lose, Cubs Lose


The Chicago Cubs must have had one too many Leinenkugels this weekend as they have announced the signing of human headcase Manny Ramirez as a player/coach to their Triple-A team in Iowa.

The 41-year-old ManRam has 555 home runs in 19 seasons. 

Cubs bigwig Theo Epstein says Manny will be a mentor, hitting coach, mascot, clown, pharmacist and general pain in the ass.

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