50 Cent Blames First Pitch Fail on Monkey Spanking

During an AMA on Reddit this week, rapper 50 Cent had an interesting excuse for his terrible first pitch during a New York Mets game – he’s been spanking the monkey a little too much. 50 Cent said, “I have a skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol.”

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