I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – I’m not a soccer fan. Now ESPN and you other athletic supporters please stop trying to shove soccer down our collective throats – and stop calling it football for chrissake! It all kind of reminds me of how those socialist bastards attempted to get us all to switch to the metric system when I was a kid. We don’t care how much sense it makes, we ain’t learnin’ it. *cracks Budweiser* For the last time, American football beats soccer by a
However, soccer aside, I do like the boobies.
A Portuguese fan welcomes Cristiano Ronaldo to Brazil in a slightly difference way than normal. pic.twitter.com/ODDxjWqM9q
— World Cup 2014 (@Brazil14WC) June 11, 2014
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