Dirty South: Doing it Doggy-Style In Carolina…Literally

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Once again, here we are back to the land of men and their wieners.  If they aren’t dropping their pants and waving their dinglehoppers at us as we walk by, they are using them to bang our pets.

aadoggyThe Setting: Cumberland County, North Carolina.  33-year-old Ray Lynn Mitcham Jr. was arrested after his neighbor accused him of having sex with her dog.  The neighbor, who is also Mitcham’s landlord, claims she witnessed him open the door to his mobile home and assault her dog.  The dog, a 60-pound Shepherd-Lab mix was taken to Cumberland County Animal Control where a vet was able to recover a DNA sample, which has reportedly matched Mitcham.  He has been charged with crimes against nature and remains in custody.

The Animal Control director reported that the dog showed no physical injury and doubts that there will be any lasting trauma.

aadoggy1When asked to comment, the dog reportedly stated, “He didn’t even buy me dinner first. Look a squirrel! ”

We here in the Dirty South are animals lovers (of a different variety), Mr. Mitcham, so we will not be raising anything to you today.  However, we will raise a Mint Julep and some Beggin’ Strips in Fido’s honor hoping Mr. Mitcham ends up someone’s bitch in the slammer.

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Contributing Writer: Dixie Darling
@TDDSports
#TheDirtyTurban 

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