A-Rod Banned From NYC Apartment Because of High Hooker Traffic

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The NY Daily News reports, disgraced Yankee Alex Rodriguez has been told by the owners of his swanky NYC apartment building that he is no longer welcome there because he can’t keep the ho’s away.

According to a new book by Michael Gross  House of Outrageous Fortune: Fifteen Central Park West, the World’s Most Powerful Address, A-Rod was ordering up hookers “two or three at a time” at all hours of the day and night.

One neighbor is quoted as saying, “He got hookers all the time.” This was at the same time Rodriguez was schmoozing actress Cameron Diaz. “One time he had two go up, they came and left, and 10 minutes later, Cameron Diaz walks in. He doesn’t care. I hate the guy. He thought he was God.”

What did these people think was going to happen when A-Roid moved in? Book club meetings? Prayer circles? This douche has a painting of himself as a centaur and he dated Madonna. You have to imagine it’s bad though when Sting can have sex for 17 hours, Frasier is boozing it up and Marky Mark has the Funky Bunch and Ted over for the night, but it’s A-Rod that gets the boot.

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