LeBron Opts Out With Heat, Signs With Cleveland Browns

LeBron James just caused a twitstorm by announcing he has opted out of his contract with the Miami Heat. Think ESPN will cover this more than the World Cup? That orgasmic moaning you hear is coming from Bristol where Skip Bayless is covered in some sort of sticky substance.

Where will King James land? How about Cleveland? Catching passes from Johnny Manziel. It’s the Cleveland LeBrowns.


Featured Writer: The Guru



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