We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, WE DON’T GET SOCCER. Have more people ever been more excited by a loss? ‘Merica loses 1-0, still gets to advance and people go nuts. We don’t get it. Just give everyone a trophy and go home.
Oh yeah, f*** you, Germany, Davis Hasselhoff sucks and we still kicked your ass in World War II.
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