Dirty South: Misplaced Dildo Sparks Ironing Board Beat Down

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This single, yet glamorously beautiful southern gal has maintained a committed relationship with her B.O.B. for quite some time now.  He and I have been through quite a lot together, including being wanted fugitives in Alabama.  Yes, my B.O.B.  What would I do without him?  Apparently, some other women also feel the same about their plastic meat saber.

aajail3The Setting:  Rock Hill, South Carolina.  Police were called to the home of Arteesha Donaldson and her girlfriend, Latoya Hudson, following a domestic dispute.  Hudson told police that Donaldson became angry when she was unable to locate her latex tickle stick.  The couple began to argue and that is when Donaldson allegedly picked up and threw an ironing board at Hudson.  While Donaldson admitted that she threw the ironing board, she maintained that she picked it up and threw it on the floor while yelling “Hulk smash,” and that she did not throw it at her girlfriend.

Donaldson was arrested after an NCIC search showed that she had active warrants in a neighboring county.  She was charged with misdemeanor assault and battery for this incident.

aadildo1So, what have we learned today, kiddies?  (1) Some women have a deep relationship with their mock cock and not being able to locate it will literally turn her into the Incredible Hulk (2) While the real thing is obviously ideal, I would not hesitate to beat someone with an ironing board if I lost B.O.B. and (3) I hear the bounty on B.O.B. and me has been raised in Alabammy.

We here in the dirty south raise a Mint Julep to you Arteesha and Latoya.  Although we believe that violence is never the answer, we also know the feelings of fear, horror, and rage when we misplace our trusty f**ksticks.

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Contributing Writer: Dixie Darling
@TDDSports
#TheDirtyTurban 

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