Stripper Blasts Kansas City Royals For Stiffing Her

Self-proclaimed artmaker, writer (she has a blog) and ass clapper known as the Feminist Stripper (wonder which came first, the bra burning or the pole dancing) did a little dirty dancing for the Kansas City Royals this week and apparently they stiffed her – and not the kind your thinking.

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I’m no strip club expert, but I’m pretty sure you should bring more than one Andrew Jackson for the night’s entertainment. Nice work Bruce Chen and Yordano Ventura. I tip my turban in your general direction for being the cheapest trashdicks in KC.

I think “trashdick” may be my new favorite expletive. I’m going to make an attempt to work that into conversations whenever possible this week.

Now go have yourself a day, trashdicks.

[Turban tip Deadspin]

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