According to Pro Football Talk, the Indianapolis Colts will give one fan $500,000 if they can accurately predict the game time temperature for all four preseason and 16 regular-season games. Oh, they also have to predict along whether the roof at Lucas Oil Stadium will be open or closed for the team’s home games. Anyone who nails all 30 variables will be eligible to win half a mil. If more than one person gets everything right, they’ll share the money. If no one gets the kickoff temperatures and the open/close decision right for all games, no one gets the cash.
Here’s our forecast: No one wins a damn thing.
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