(VIDEO) WTF File: Aunt Phee Making ‘Something Sweet For the F***in’ Kids’ is the Next Food Network Star

Move over, Bobby Flay, you’re a dick anyway. The Food Network has a new star and it’s Aunt Phee who is cookin’ up something that “ain’t no mutherf***in’ prison food.”

Delicious! Hey Food Network, put her on Chopped or Iron Chef. If Aunt Phee don’t win she’s gonna cut a bitch.

[turban tip Barstool]

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