(VIDEO) LeBron James ‘Delivers’ WWE-Style Beatdown On Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh

The LeBron James soap opera would not be complete without a WWE-style beatdown. Thanks, Internet.

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LeBron James’ Lawn Via Twitter: ‘Get Off Me’

As LeBron James prepares to make his decision, fans have started camping out in front of his Ohio mansion. It wasn’t long after the “siege” began that this Twitter account appeared.

I love Twitter and this is exactly why it was invented I’m sure.

https://twitter.com/lebronslawn/status/487429547034681344

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(PHOTO) NYC Strip Club Offers Carmelo Anthony Free Lap Dances For Life To Sign With Knicks, Cleveland Makes Same Offer to LeBron – It’s Not As Exciting

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New York City strip club Scores really wants Carmelo Anthony to re-sign with the Knicks. They want him back so bad that they are offering ‘Melo free lap dances. For life.

According to TMZ Sports, Scores New York is also offering Carmelo the chance to judge the Scores “Dollars for Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition, which gives a $15,000 scholarship in his name to one lucky young lady. How generous! If that wasn’t enough, Scores will also invite him to play in a charity basketball game featuring nothing but topless women. No hand fouls!

Meanwhile in Cleveland, the Angry Beaver strip club is offering LeBron James one free lap dance from this lady.

aastrippers2Have fun in Cleveland, Bron Bron.

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The James in Miami You May Not Know

aajamesenisWith all the rumors surrounding the best player on the planet LeBron James’ future with the Miami Heat – is he headed back to Cleveland, La La Land or will he play tight end for the Browns – it’s easy to forget the “James” in waiting, James Ennis.

Jimmy E may not be “The King”, but does have some princely skills. Ennis, drafted 50th overall by the Heat in last years draft, played overseas in Australia for the NBL league Champion Perth Wildcats during the 2013-14 season where he was given the Gordon Ellis Award for team MVP honors and finished 3rd in voting for the NBL league’s MVP. In 33 games, Ennis averaged 21.2 points, 7.1 rebounds and 2.1 assists per game whilst shooting 46.8%.

James Ennis is a 6′ 7″ forward with a shooters touch from anywhere on the court. He is also defensive minded and a gifted athlete. Ennis has the potential for stardom in the NBA and it would not surprise me if were to achieve All-Star status for many years to come. 

Whether or not King James stays with the Eastern Conference champs, the Heat and their fans may want to prepare for some new royalty on South Beach. Unless, of course, he turns out to be the jester.

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