Philadelphia Flyers center Claude Giroux got a little too touchy-feely during his Canada Day celebrations in Ottawa on Tuesday and ended up in jail.
According to the Ottawa Sun, Giroux was arrested for allegedly grabbing a cop’s ass. The male Mountie didn’t take too kindly to the butt check and slapped the cuffs on Claude.
Giroux was later released and not charged.
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Former heavyweight champ Riddick Bowe took to Twitter today to congratulate NHL star Alexander Ovechkin on coming out of the closet. However, there is one problem…
Cant believe the news that @ovi8 came out of the closet. He the first openly gay #NHL player. Congrats partner I support you. Bowe
— Riddick Bowe (@riddickbowe) June 24, 2014
…Ovechkin is not gay – not there’s anything wrong with that. The news may come as a shock to Ovi’s fiancé Russian tennis pro, Maria Kirilenko.
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Actor Cuba Gooding Jr. was a presenter at the 2014 NHL Awards Tuesday night and either Zdeno Chara checked him into the boards a little too hard backstage or Cuba was completely blotto.
First he played a little grab ass with Mark Messier and Adam Graves.
Then Cuba kicked a cancer kid off the stage.
And finally, made a play at Andrew Ference’s wife.
This just might be Cuba’s biggest disaster since Snow Dogs. Show me the tequila!
P.S. Who knew the NHL had an awards show?
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Snoop Dogg knows his sticky icky and it’s no surprise he’s toking up on the new LA Kings Stanley Cup-themed strain called “Lord Stanley Kush.”
*cough, cough*
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New York Rangers fans are throwing themselves off the Brooklyn Bridge today after losing in double-overtime to give the L.A. Kings their second Stanley Cup in three years. We love hockey, but this was barely even a series. Way to fall on your face, New York. Kind of like this little smokey who tried to walk across the ice in heels following the Kings win.
Let this be a lesson, ladies: Never wear your Aperlai’s on the ice.
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With the NHL playoffs nearing their exciting conclusion in the Stanley Cup Finals (who’s playing again?), the creative minds at ak47_studios have recreated NHL logos with the faces of characters from The Simpsons. Why? Football season is still 93 days away.
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Following the Canadians 3-1 win that knocked the Bruins from the Stanley Cup playoffs one toque wearing fan decided to rub it in Boston’s face a little by sodomizing Bobby Orr.
You stay classy, Montreal.
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What’s an egomaniacal world leader to do when he’s not busy conquering stuff? Lace up the skates and dominate the ice sheet we guess.
Russian prez Vladimir Putin played in something called the “All-Russia Festival of Amateur Teams of the Night Hockey League” (thaks Google Translate) in Sochi and scored six goals with five assists. What, you’re going to play defense against him?
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A fight broke out in the stands between Rangers and Flyers puckheads Tuesday night at the Wells Fargo Center in the City of Brotherly Love.
Where else but Philly, right? But. let me tell you, if you’re stupid enough to wear the opposing teams jersey into enemy territory – especially Philly – you kind of deserve an ass kicking for being some f’n stupid.
BTW The Flyers won 5-2 and the series shifts back to New York for Game 7 where everyone will surely be on their best behavior.
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Sports teams have a lot of “homers” when it comes to broadcasters. I mean, just listen to a Yankee game on the YES Network and you will know what I am talking about. Ok, ok, you don’t have to go that far, but you get the picture (ugh, shudder at the thought of having to listen to a Yankee game). Well, Don Cherry may be “homer,” but at least he’s loyal to his roots and isn’t afraid to show it!
Cherry, for those of you who have no idea who I am talking about, is a Canadian hockey commentator for CBC television. He also happens to be a former player and coach, for you guessed it, Sweeties…the Boston Bruins. Most Maple Lickers know him for his long-running Canadian sports program, Hockey Night in Canada, in which he co-hosts the “Coach’s Corner” segment with Ron MacLean. During Sunday night’s broadcast, Mr. Cherry made no assumptions about who he is rooting for in the race for Lord Stanley and the statement (and suit) was GLORIOUS!
Cherry played one game with the Bruins in his career, but later coached the team for five seasons, so no one can accuse him of being a bandwagoner. So far, the residents of “America’s Hat” (aka Canada) haven’t said a word about Cherry in his magnificence or his loyalties, but hey, it’s Canada. Do they ever cry or whine about anything? Oh, wait, I forgot about “Cindy” Crosby…
On the other hand, Goldmember seems to be a little pissed about Cherry stealing his look….but couldn’t be reached for comment.
We here in the Dirty South salute you, Mr. Cherry, and raise a Mint Julep in your honor! Oh, yeah….and Go Bruins!
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