Philadelphia Flyers center Claude Giroux got a little too touchy-feely during his Canada Day celebrations in Ottawa on Tuesday and ended up in jail.
According to the Ottawa Sun, Giroux was arrested for allegedly grabbing a cop’s ass. The male Mountie didn’t take too kindly to the butt check and slapped the cuffs on Claude.
Giroux was later released and not charged.
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Former heavyweight champ Riddick Bowe took to Twitter today to congratulate NHL star Alexander Ovechkin on coming out of the closet. However, there is one problem…
Cant believe the news that @ovi8 came out of the closet. He the first openly gay #NHL player. Congrats partner I support you. Bowe
— Riddick Bowe (@riddickbowe) June 24, 2014
…Ovechkin is not gay – not there’s anything wrong with that. The news may come as a shock to Ovi’s fiancé Russian tennis pro, Maria Kirilenko.
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Actor Cuba Gooding Jr. was a presenter at the 2014 NHL Awards Tuesday night and either Zdeno Chara checked him into the boards a little too hard backstage or Cuba was completely blotto.
First he played a little grab ass with Mark Messier and Adam Graves.
Then Cuba kicked a cancer kid off the stage.
And finally, made a play at Andrew Ference’s wife.
This just might be Cuba’s biggest disaster since Snow Dogs. Show me the tequila!
P.S. Who knew the NHL had an awards show?
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Snoop Dogg knows his sticky icky and it’s no surprise he’s toking up on the new LA Kings Stanley Cup-themed strain called “Lord Stanley Kush.”
*cough, cough*
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New York Rangers fans are throwing themselves off the Brooklyn Bridge today after losing in double-overtime to give the L.A. Kings their second Stanley Cup in three years. We love hockey, but this was barely even a series. Way to fall on your face, New York. Kind of like this little smokey who tried to walk across the ice in heels following the Kings win.
Let this be a lesson, ladies: Never wear your Aperlai’s on the ice.
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With the NHL playoffs nearing their exciting conclusion in the Stanley Cup Finals (who’s playing again?), the creative minds at ak47_studios have recreated NHL logos with the faces of characters from The Simpsons. Why? Football season is still 93 days away.
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Following the Canadians 3-1 win that knocked the Bruins from the Stanley Cup playoffs one toque wearing fan decided to rub it in Boston’s face a little by sodomizing Bobby Orr.
You stay classy, Montreal.
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