(VIDEO) LeBron James Gets ‘Dumb & Dumber’

LeBron is headed to back to Cleveland? You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?

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LeBron James’ Lawn Via Twitter: ‘Get Off Me’

As LeBron James prepares to make his decision, fans have started camping out in front of his Ohio mansion. It wasn’t long after the “siege” began that this Twitter account appeared.

I love Twitter and this is exactly why it was invented I’m sure.

https://twitter.com/lebronslawn/status/487429547034681344

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(PHOTO) NYC Strip Club Offers Carmelo Anthony Free Lap Dances For Life To Sign With Knicks, Cleveland Makes Same Offer to LeBron – It’s Not As Exciting

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New York City strip club Scores really wants Carmelo Anthony to re-sign with the Knicks. They want him back so bad that they are offering ‘Melo free lap dances. For life.

According to TMZ Sports, Scores New York is also offering Carmelo the chance to judge the Scores “Dollars for Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition, which gives a $15,000 scholarship in his name to one lucky young lady. How generous! If that wasn’t enough, Scores will also invite him to play in a charity basketball game featuring nothing but topless women. No hand fouls!

Meanwhile in Cleveland, the Angry Beaver strip club is offering LeBron James one free lap dance from this lady.

aastrippers2Have fun in Cleveland, Bron Bron.

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**BREAKING** LeBron James Headed Back to Cleveland…According to Caroline’s Cupcakes

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LeBron James is headed back to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Mark it down. The King is bolting sunny South Beach for a return to shores of Lake Erie. We here at the Dirty Turban are not one to just jump on a rumor, but our sources are confirming the deal is done.

aacupcakeWho needs the unpronounceable Adrian Wojnarowski or the that douche Chris Broussard when you have Caroline’s Cupcakes just getting the scoop on everyone.

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(PHOTO) When Did the NBA Draft Turn Into a Fashion Show?

All the NBA draft needed was Joan Rivers and her annoying daughter screeching, “Who ya wearing” last night. Weird colored suits and tuxedos, dress shoes and no socks. This is the NBA not Milan, bros. And let me say for the record NBA rookies, a bow tie does not make you Malcolm X.

Who wore it better? Cleveland Cavaliers No. 1 pick Andrew Wiggins?

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Or these guys?

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