(VIDEO) Fox News F**ks Up Ray Rice Apology Report, Includes Spiderman Fight

Nice work, Fox News Minnesota. You have to admit though, if you’re going to completely f**k up a story on domestic violence this is the only way to do it.

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(PHOTO) Rockies Give Away 15k ‘Tulowizki’ Jerseys #Fail

The Colorado Rockies gave away 15,000 Troy Tulowitzki jerseys to their loyal fans over the weekend. The only problem is they misspelled their star shortstops name.

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Nice work, Rockies. Spelling is hard. Now may be the time to lay off that Rocky Mountain green bud.

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50 Cent Blames First Pitch Fail on Monkey Spanking

During an AMA on Reddit this week, rapper 50 Cent had an interesting excuse for his terrible first pitch during a New York Mets game – he’s been spanking the monkey a little too much. 50 Cent said, “I have a skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol.”

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