(PHOTOS) Chrissy Teigen Won the ESPYs

Firstly, the ESPYs are the most worthless of all circle jerk self promoting award shows. Secondly, Chrissy Teigen won it all last night.

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Thirdly, f**k you, Drake. You suck.

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(PHOTOS) Jenny Dell Ruined My Day

Former NESN sideline smokeshow Jenny Dell just got engaged to Boston Red Sox third baseman Will Middlebrooks.Thanks for ruining my day, Jenny.

🙂 #JMB @wmbrooks16

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No word on a wedding date, but Jenny starts her new gig on CBS as an NFL sideline hottie this fall.

I’ll put the over/under at 7 1/2 years on this one.

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(PHOTOS) Morning Wood: Johnny Manziel Has a New Gal Pal – Playboy Model Dallas Nicole

Over the weekend, Johnny Manziel took heat for partying in Vegas and getting photographed with a rolled up dollar bill (what’s that for, Johnny?) in some club’s bathroom.

Johnny Football don’t care. He’s going to drink, snort, float around on giant inflatable swans and get down with Playboy models.

It’s Johnny Football’s world and we’re just living in it.

Here’s Johnny latest conquest, Playboy model Dallas Nicole.

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Dallas sure has an interesting Instagram account.

A little #tuesdaytease 😏 #playboy #playboyplus #playboyonline

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Ohhhh it's #humpday 😜❤️👅 #playboymodel #playboyplus #playboyonline #playboymx

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#friskyfriday ❤️💗💋 @playboymx @playboyonline @playboy

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#tuesdaytease @playboyonline @playboymx @playboy ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Happy hump day ❤️👅 @playboymx @tomasinophotos #playboymodel #humpday

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(PHOTO) Snoop Dogg Has LA Kings/Stanley Cup Brand Of Weed

Snoop Dogg knows his sticky icky and it’s no surprise he’s toking up on the new LA Kings Stanley Cup-themed strain called “Lord Stanley Kush.”

*cough, cough*

@drdina420 got it good !! @ahhsweho

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(VIDEO) Michael Vick Doesn’t Know How Baseball Works

New York Jets quarterback Michael Vick was playing little softball during “Michael Vick Weekend” which is some sort of event for his foundation that in no way involves dogs. *wink*

Watch Vick connect on a home run, but get confused on how to run the bases.

Seems a perfect fit for the Mets.

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