Joel Embiid Has Awesome Twitter Game, Makes Play For Rihanna

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New Philadelphia 76er center Joel Embiid knows he won’t be playing in the NBA for a while as he recovers from a broken foot, but that’s no reason he can’t stay busy – hitting up his favorite ladies on Twitter.

First, Embiid set his sights on Kim Kardashian only to realize she’s kinda married to a sorta psycho.

However, that didn’t stop the baller from taking another shot. This time at Rihanna.

As far as we know Ri never tweeted Joel back, but watch out, kid. That Chris Brown’s not too friendly either.

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Joel Embiid Hollas at Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Moves Embiid to Top of Sh*t List

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Philadelphia 76ers rookie Joel Embiid took to Twitter to show off his game this week and fired off this pass to celebrity something Kim Kardashian.

Apparently the rook didn’t realize Kim K is married to mild-mannered rapper Kanye West.

Embiid then went on a self-imposed stint in Twitter jail.

No word on how Kanye is taking the Twitter move on his lady, but we’re sure he knows the kid was just joking around.

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(PHOTOS) Morning Wood: Kim Kardashian in the Land Smiles

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Kim Kardashian is on work-cation in frolicking in Phuket, Thailand filming Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s: Locked Up Abroad or something like that.

Despite popping out a mini-Kanye nine months ago, all Kimmy K’s “assets” seem to be in place.

Crack is whack.

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A Kardashian in their natural habitat: Flat on her back doing nothing. 

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’bout to bust out! 

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In the Kardashian world this qualifies as an invitation. 

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YOU LOOKIN’ AT MY WOMAN??!!!

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Sorry, angry black man.

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