(PHOTO) All is Forgiven? LeBron Fan Rocks Burned Jersey

What’s more surprising? That Cleveland fans have forgiven all and rolled out the red carpet for Bron Bron’s “I’m coming home” party or that this bro actually saved his burnt jersey all these years?

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Meanwhile in Miami…

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LeBron James’ Lawn Via Twitter: ‘Get Off Me’

As LeBron James prepares to make his decision, fans have started camping out in front of his Ohio mansion. It wasn’t long after the “siege” began that this Twitter account appeared.

I love Twitter and this is exactly why it was invented I’m sure.

https://twitter.com/lebronslawn/status/487429547034681344

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The James in Miami You May Not Know

aajamesenisWith all the rumors surrounding the best player on the planet LeBron James’ future with the Miami Heat – is he headed back to Cleveland, La La Land or will he play tight end for the Browns – it’s easy to forget the “James” in waiting, James Ennis.

Jimmy E may not be “The King”, but does have some princely skills. Ennis, drafted 50th overall by the Heat in last years draft, played overseas in Australia for the NBL league Champion Perth Wildcats during the 2013-14 season where he was given the Gordon Ellis Award for team MVP honors and finished 3rd in voting for the NBL league’s MVP. In 33 games, Ennis averaged 21.2 points, 7.1 rebounds and 2.1 assists per game whilst shooting 46.8%.

James Ennis is a 6′ 7″ forward with a shooters touch from anywhere on the court. He is also defensive minded and a gifted athlete. Ennis has the potential for stardom in the NBA and it would not surprise me if were to achieve All-Star status for many years to come. 

Whether or not King James stays with the Eastern Conference champs, the Heat and their fans may want to prepare for some new royalty on South Beach. Unless, of course, he turns out to be the jester.

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**BREAKING** LeBron James Headed Back to Cleveland…According to Caroline’s Cupcakes

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LeBron James is headed back to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Mark it down. The King is bolting sunny South Beach for a return to shores of Lake Erie. We here at the Dirty Turban are not one to just jump on a rumor, but our sources are confirming the deal is done.

aacupcakeWho needs the unpronounceable Adrian Wojnarowski or the that douche Chris Broussard when you have Caroline’s Cupcakes just getting the scoop on everyone.

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LeBron Opts Out With Heat, Signs With Cleveland Browns

LeBron James just caused a twitstorm by announcing he has opted out of his contract with the Miami Heat. Think ESPN will cover this more than the World Cup? That orgasmic moaning you hear is coming from Bristol where Skip Bayless is covered in some sort of sticky substance.

Where will King James land? How about Cleveland? Catching passes from Johnny Manziel. It’s the Cleveland LeBrowns.

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Check Out LeBron’s Post Championship Choke Texts

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Poor Bron Bron. It’s not the Heat with “not one, not two”, but the San Antonio Spurs with five NBA Championships. Check LeBron’s “texts” following the choke job.

That’s why the Internet was invented. Thanks, Al Gore.

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