In 34 days, 4 hours and 30 minutes, the 2014 NFL season kicks off and with it comes Fantasy Football! The humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru released his Hot 100 rankings earlier today, the Razzball 32 in 32 in 32 Tour is about to hit the road (get your tix and check the schedule here) and now NFL.com has released their Top 100 Fantasy Football trends for 2014.
We’re ready for some football!
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Jon Stewart and The Daily Show gave Roger Goodell and the NFL an ol’ fashioned beatdown (bad choice of words? too soon?) over their “punishment” of Baltimore Ravens running batterer Ray Rice.
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Rookie hazing is part of the rite of passage in the NFL and the Washington Redskins gave new teammate Zach Hocker the greatest mohawk of all time.
No one ever said your rookie season would be easy… pic.twitter.com/KjZA3NCg5V
— Zach Hocker (@zhocker18) July 31, 2014
Welcome to the league, kid. Now go buy a hat.
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Arizona Cardinals cornerback Patrick Peterson signed a 5-year, $70 million extension making him the highest paid defensive back in the NFL and it’s worth just a few bucks more than the contract inked by Seahawks All-Pro corner Richard Sherman.
Yu mad bro!!!! LMAO😂😂😂😂😭
— Patrick Peterson (@RealPeterson21) July 30, 2014
Can’t ever be too mad lmao… pic.twitter.com/ZHA28B9Tji
— Richard Sherman (@RSherman_25) July 30, 2014
That’s an all world burn!
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New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees is kinda accurate with the pigskin.
36 days, 10 hours, 33 minutes until kickoff.
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Alright, let’s just say you’re a multi-million dollar athlete, is this your ride of choice?
Now a father of 2 kids.. This is what Jay Cutler drove to training camp! No joke! #Bears pic.twitter.com/zenEolndvj
— Megan Mawicke (@MeganMawicke) July 23, 2014
Way to roll, Jay. Who needs the Lamborghini or the Bentley when you can just show up in your rape van.
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Watch as Seattle Seahawks mascot Blitz jukes a tubby 49er bro into eating pavement.
Can there be anything more embarrassing? Getting burned by a grown man in a bird costume? Now go have another bucket of KFC there Chunks.
[turban tip Barstool]
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Is this the biggest beast move of all time? Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch just setting up the velvet ropes around his Lambo.
Tempted to just throw some Skittles at it, but I’ll just tip the turban and save my teeth.
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Bill Belichick took a break from preparations for Wednesday’s Patriots kickoff to training camp to kick back with his cougar, down some Corona’s and crush some crabs.
According to our sources, this marks just the fourth time in recorded history that the Dark Lord Belichick has actually smiled on cam.
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EA Sports asked NFL rookies to rate themselves for Madden 15, then told them their actual ratings. Check out the reactions.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m giving Jadeveon Clowney “100’s” across the board…or at least that’s what I’d tell him.
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