Fantasy Junkies: The Guru’s Fantasy Football Hot 100

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Before we jump into the  Fantasy Football Hot 100 Rankings, let your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru pull on your turban about something cool going down that will change the landscape of fantasy sports forever – The Razzball.com 32 in 32 in 32 Tour is ready to hit the road and The Guru will be along for the ride. We’re talking a 50,000 mile, rock and roll all night, party every day, psycho circus of fantasy ballin’ madness in full Razzball makeup! Starting next week, Razzball Radio and the Fantasy Sports Network will have shows from all 32 NFL cities and I’ll be posting the daily dirt here for all our Dirty Turbanites to follow along (and possibly contribute bail money). We hope to meet, greet, draft some teams and tip a few back with fantasy ballers from Seattle to Boston and all 30 cities in between. There are still some spots available, so get your tix here and you could win a trip to Vegas with the Razzball crew.

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Rankings are for 12-team Standard Leagues 

The Dirty Turban Hot 100

1. LeSean McCoy, RB

2. Jamaal Charles, RB

3. Adrian Peterson, RB

4. Matt Forte, RB

5. Eddie Lacy, RB

6. Jimmy Graham, TE

7. Calvin Johnson, WR

8. Dez Bryant, WR

9. Demaryius Thomas, WR

10. Julio Jones, WR

11. A.J. Green,  WR

12. DeMarco Murray, RB

13. Rob Gronkowski, TE

14. Jordy Nelson, WR

15. Marshawn Lynch, RB

16. Montee Ball, RB

17. Le’Veon Bell, RB

18. Arian Foster, RB

19. Julius Thomas, TE

20. Brandon Marshall, WR

21. Keenan Allen, WR

22. Alshon Jeffery, WR

23. Randall Cobb, WR

24. Peyton Manning, QB

25. Aaron Rodgers, QB

26. Zac Stacy, RB

27. Drew Brees, QB

28. Doug Martin, RB

29. Andre Johnson, WR

30. C.J. Spiller, RB

31. Antonio Brown, WR

32. Toby Gerhart, RB

33. Pierre Garcon, WR

34. Larry Fitzgerald, WR

35. Roddy White, WR

36. Giovani Bernard, RB

37. Torrey Smith, WR

38. Jordan Cameron, TE

39. Matthew Stafford, QB

40. Bishop Sankey, RB

41. Alfred Morris, RB

42. Victor Cruz, WR

43. Michael Crabtree, WR

44. Vincent Jackson, WR

45. Marques Colston, WR

46. Joique Bell, RB

47. Reggie Bush, RB

48. Andre Ellington, RB

49. Ryan Mathews, RB

50. Shane Vereen, RB

51. Rueben Randle, WR

52. Mike Wallace, WR

53. Jeremy Maclin, WR

54. Jordan Reed, TE

55. Percy Harvin, WR

56. Michael Floyd, WR

57. Stevan Ridley, RB

58. Cam Newton, QB

59. Frank Gore, RB

60. DeSean Jackson, WR

61. Rashad Jennings, RB

62. Lamar Miller, RB

63. Trent Richardson, RB

64. Matt Ryan, QB

65. Tony Romo, QB

66. Vernon Davis, TE

67. Jay Cutler, QB

68. Andrew Luck, QB

69. Wes Welker, WR

70. Nick Foles, QB

71. Jeremy Hill, RB

72. Cordarrelle Patterson, WR

73. Dennis Pitta, TE

74. Robert Griffin III, QB

75. Golden Tate, WR

76. Terrance Williams, WR

77. Steven Jackson, RB

78. Tom Brady, QB

79. Jason Witten, TE

80. Bernard Pierce, RB

81. Kendall Wright, WR

82. Terrance West, RB

83. Ben Tate, RB

84. Eric Decker, WR

85. T.Y. Hilton, WR

86. Aaron Dobson, WR

87. DeAndre Hopkins

88. Chris Johnson, RB

89. Dwayne Bowe, WR

90. Sammy Watkins, WR

91. Kyle Rudolph, TE

92. Zach Ertz, TE

93. Greg Olsen, TE

94. Brandin Cooks, WR

95. Ben Roethlisberger, QB

96. Philip Rivers, QB

97. Reggie Wayne, WR

98. Danny Amendola, WR

99. Kelvin Benjamin. WR

100. Heath Miller, TE

Over the next few weeks, we’ll do a position-by-position breakdown. See you on the Razzball Tour.

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(VIDEO) Fantasy Junkies: Razzball Radio Welcomes in the Guru

If you’re a fantasy baseball junkie then you know the great work the guys over at Razzball have been putting out for years. Grey Albright and the fake baseball guys know their stuff and if you’re not a regular reader your fantasy teams are probably in last place.

Recently, Razzballer Nick Capozzi launched Razzball Radio and it rocks! Check out today’s show with Derek Carty and he talks what it takes to win and the Guru chats waiver wire pickups worth jamming or cramming.

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If you’re a fantasy baseball junkie then you know the great work the guys over at Razzball have been putting out for years. Grey Albright and the fake baseball guys know their stuff and if you’re not a regular reader your fantasy teams are probably in last place.

Recently, the Razzballer Nick Capozzi launched Razzball Radio and it rocks! Check out the Guru as he chats waiver wire pickups worth jamming or cramming with Nick.

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Fantasy Junkies: Razzball Radio Welcomes in the Guru

If you’re a fantasy baseball junkie then you know the great work the guys over at Razzball have been putting out for years. Grey Albright and the fake baseball guys know their stuff and if you’re not a regular reader your fantasy teams are probably in last place.

Recently, the Razzballer Nick Capozzi launched Razzball Radio and it rocks! Check out the Guru as he chats waiver wire pickups worth jamming or cramming with Nick.

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The Daily Degenerate Fantasy Baseball Picks 5/15

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Damn the fantasy baseball gods! *lightening strike* It’s been win one, lose one for your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru over the last few days and I’m considering playing fantasy cricket. 

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MLB has the ol’ split schedule today and the “must own” options are slim tonight. However, we do have something cool for you, my dirty turbaned friends. If you want to take on the experts tonight, and by experts I mean baseball writers that started drinking at noon, the guys at Razzball have set up a 50/50 tonight at DraftKings. Just click this link, enter promo code “Razzball” to get a first time deposit match and a ticket into the contest.

Here’s your dirty turbaned Guru’s lineup for Thursday 5/15 contest. Good luck, cheers.

SP 1 – Tyler Skaggs, $7,700: $kaggs has put up 20+ FPTS in three of his last four starts and is coming off his best start of the year. Those Tampa bats don’t scare anyone and they will be without Ben Zobrist who dislocated his thumb last night. 

SP 2 – Danny Salazar, $7,400: $alazar is a risky play tonight -especially in Toronto. However, he’s averaging 6+ Ks a game and with the Jays starting J.A. Happ, Danny boy could get a W tonight. 

C – Salvador Perez, $3,900: Our pal $al loves him some lefties – he’s hitting .351 off them the last three seasons. 

1B – Albert Pujols, $4,800: I like a mini-stack of Angels against Eric “Why am I still in the majors” Bedard. Big Al has 10 homers on the year and will $lug number 11 after tonight. 

2B – Howie Kendrick, $4,900: Another Angel in our lineup. Bless us. Howie is averaging 9+ FPTS this season and can score us points in so many ways – hit$, run$, homer$, steal$. 

3B – Carlos Santana, $4,200: An Indians mini-$tack is another great way to go tonight as the Blue Jays send J.A. Happ to the hill. “J.A.” stands for “Just Awful.” 

SS – Asdrubal Cabrera, $4,600: The A$$-man is averaging 15+ FPTS over his last three games and we’re picking on the Jays tonight. 

OF 1 – Mike Trout, $5,700: I’m waiting for that game where Trout just goes off and $cores 40 points in a night. Tonight’s the night. And that’s me quoting Rod Stewart. 

OF 2 – Jacoby Ellsbury, $4,600: I like what Ell$bury brings to the table – he can hit for power, steal bases and the ladies love him.  Hell, if he walks in the first inning, steals second then scores that’s a good night fantasy-wise right there. 

OF 3 – Gregor Blanco, $2,200: Punt play alert. With Angel Pagan nursing a sore knee, Blanco got the start last night and put up 30+ FPTS with a hit, two walks, three runs and three steals. Just make sure he’s in tonight’s lineup. 

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Fantasy Junkies: Razzball Radio Welcomes in the Guru

If you’re a fantasy baseball junkie then you know the great work the guys over at Razzball have been putting out for years. Grey Albright and the fake baseball guys know their stuff and if you’re not a regular reader your fantasy teams are probably in last place.

Recently, the Razzballer Nick Capozzi launched Razzball Radio and it rocks!

 

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