As we have said before, we don’t care about soccer, we don’t care about the World Cup and the fact that the US beat Ghana is not the most exciting thing to happen in sports despite what the mindless talking heads at ESPN try to tell you. The US should beat a third world country that has no running water and had to redirect its power supply just to allow its people to watch the game.
However, here’s a reason to watch: Mexican World Cup reporter Vanessa Huppenkothen. Viva la futbol!
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