(VIDEO) Fox News F**ks Up Ray Rice Apology Report, Includes Spiderman Fight

Nice work, Fox News Minnesota. You have to admit though, if you’re going to completely f**k up a story on domestic violence this is the only way to do it.

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(VIDEO) WTF File: Aunt Phee Making ‘Something Sweet For the F***in’ Kids’ is the Next Food Network Star

Move over, Bobby Flay, you’re a dick anyway. The Food Network has a new star and it’s Aunt Phee who is cookin’ up something that “ain’t no mutherf***in’ prison food.”

Delicious! Hey Food Network, put her on Chopped or Iron Chef. If Aunt Phee don’t win she’s gonna cut a bitch.

[turban tip Barstool]

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(VIDEO) Jack White Throws Out First Pitch…To Santa

Who knew that former White Striper, rockin’ Raconteur and plank spanker Jack White was such a huge baseball fan. First he was spotted really enjoying a Cubs game and Tuesday night he threw out the first pitch at Comerica Park in his hometown of Detroit.

Jack White threw tonight's first pitch to Santa!

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Not sure why Santa Claus was there, but maybe this is the year he delivers a World Series to the Motor City.

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(VIDEO) WTF File: Father Teaches Son How To Fire Rocket Launcher

My dad and I did a lot of cool things together. He took me to my first game at Fenway, taught me how to drive a stick when I was 12, told me always hit on 15 and introduced me to the wonders of scotch. Thanks, dad. But, how come you never taught me how to do this?

I feel like my entire childhood was a mirage now.

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