Nice work, Fox News Minnesota. You have to admit though, if you’re going to completely f**k up a story on domestic violence this is the only way to do it.
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Move over, Bobby Flay, you’re a dick anyway. The Food Network has a new star and it’s Aunt Phee who is cookin’ up something that “ain’t no mutherf***in’ prison food.”
Delicious! Hey Food Network, put her on Chopped or Iron Chef. If Aunt Phee don’t win she’s gonna cut a bitch.
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I don’t know why, maybe it’s weird Wednesday, but I can’t stop watching this vid created by artist Guy Trefler.
Check out Guy’s YouTube channel for other cool stuff that’ll blow your mind and waste five minutes of your work day.
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Don’t understand cycling as a sport and it may be the most boring athletic competition this side of underwater basket weaving. Even the bros in France are farting in the general direction of grown men on bikes in stretchy pants.
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New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees is kinda accurate with the pigskin.
36 days, 10 hours, 33 minutes until kickoff.
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Who knew that former White Striper, rockin’ Raconteur and plank spanker Jack White was such a huge baseball fan. First he was spotted really enjoying a Cubs game and Tuesday night he threw out the first pitch at Comerica Park in his hometown of Detroit.
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Not sure why Santa Claus was there, but maybe this is the year he delivers a World Series to the Motor City.
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My dad and I did a lot of cool things together. He took me to my first game at Fenway, taught me how to drive a stick when I was 12, told me always hit on 15 and introduced me to the wonders of scotch. Thanks, dad. But, how come you never taught me how to do this?
I feel like my entire childhood was a mirage now.
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It’s been a while since Mad Max was hanging with Tina Turner and Master Blaster on the big screen, but series creator George Miller is rebooting the franchise – and, no, there’s no Mel Gibson. Tom Hardy of Dark Knight Rises, Inception and Bronson fame is the new Max and it appears that he is indeed still mad.
Mad Max: Fury Road hits theaters May 15, 2015.
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Mike Tyson will be joining Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim as an animated, mystery solving ex-champ with an alcoholic pigeon as a sidekick in Mike Tyson Mysteries this fall.
Yes, Norm MacDonald is playing a drunk pigeon. And yes, we’ll all be watching.
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You fellas been doing a bit of boozing have ya? Sucking back on grandpa’s old cough medicine.
Kind of feel for the Mile High lush, but our experience says when the boys in blue want you to sit your jorts down it’s best to comply.
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