(VIDEO) WTF File: Aunt Phee Making ‘Something Sweet For the F***in’ Kids’ is the Next Food Network Star

Move over, Bobby Flay, you’re a dick anyway. The Food Network has a new star and it’s Aunt Phee who is cookin’ up something that “ain’t no mutherf***in’ prison food.”

Delicious! Hey Food Network, put her on Chopped or Iron Chef. If Aunt Phee don’t win she’s gonna cut a bitch.

[turban tip Barstool]

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(VIDEO) Jack White Throws Out First Pitch…To Santa

Who knew that former White Striper, rockin’ Raconteur and plank spanker Jack White was such a huge baseball fan. First he was spotted really enjoying a Cubs game and Tuesday night he threw out the first pitch at Comerica Park in his hometown of Detroit.

Not sure why Santa Claus was there, but maybe this is the year he delivers a World Series to the Motor City.

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(VIDEO) WTF File: Father Teaches Son How To Fire Rocket Launcher

My dad and I did a lot of cool things together. He took me to my first game at Fenway, taught me how to drive a stick when I was 12, told me always hit on 15 and introduced me to the wonders of scotch. Thanks, dad. But, how come you never taught me how to do this?

I feel like my entire childhood was a mirage now.

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(VIDEO) Check the Trailer For ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’

It’s been a while since Mad Max was hanging with Tina Turner and Master Blaster on the big screen, but series creator George Miller is rebooting the franchise – and, no, there’s no Mel Gibson. Tom Hardy of Dark Knight Rises, Inception and Bronson fame is the new Max and it appears that he is indeed still mad.

Mad Max: Fury Road hits theaters May 15, 2015.

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(VIDEO) ‘Mike Tyson Mysteries’ Unveiled at Comic-Con

Mike Tyson will be joining Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim as an animated, mystery solving ex-champ with an alcoholic pigeon as a sidekick in Mike Tyson Mysteries this fall.

Yes, Norm MacDonald is playing a drunk pigeon. And yes, we’ll all be watching.

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