And on the eighth day God created yoga pants.
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(PHOTOS) Morning Wood: Zoe Saldana Gets Naked
On the heels of revealing there’s a bun in the oven, Guardians of the Galaxy star Zoe Saldana took it all off for Women’s Health UK.
Looking healthy, Zoe. Cheers.
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(PHOTOS) Morning Wood: Weird Wednesday – When Did Sand Butts Become a Thing?
We must have missed the memo, but apparently sandy beach butts are the new big thing on social media. We’re not sure, but we believe Kim Kardashian is somehow to blame for this. Or should we thank her?
Have a happy hump day!
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Morning Wood: Ta-Ta Tuesday – Playboy Model Bianca Beauchamp Works Out Her 32 FF’s
Happy Ta-Ta Tuesday, Dirty Turbanites. Check out Canadian Playboy, Penthouse and Heavy Rubber (yes, it’s a thing and we read it for the articles, Don’t judge) model Bianca Beauchamp work out her size 32 FF personal flotation devices.
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We’re out of breath just watching.
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(PHOTOS) Morning Wood: Monday MILF – Hilary Swank
We had some interesting choices for Monday’s MILF around the office – and by office I mean bar – with this weeks birthday girls Vivica A. Fox, Lisa Kudrow and Sally Struthers (come on, guys!) names being thrown around. I like the Vivica choice, but this weeks Monday MILF is the million dollar baby herself, Hilary Swank who turns the big 4-0. We could argue whether the Oscar winning actress is hot or not, but check the pics and you be the judge. We will say this, she’s no Sally Struthers!
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(PHOTO) Morning Wood: Is This Volleyball Player Too Hot?
This is a first for the Dirty Turban – writing about volleyball. According to The Daily Mail, Kazakhstan volleyballer Sabina Altynbekova has pissed off her teammates because she’s just too damn hot.
“It is impossible to work like this,” Kazakhstan’s coach Nurlan Sadikov said. “The crowd just stares at her.”
Can you blame them?
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(PHOTOS) Morning Wood: It’s Yoga Pants Friday!
And on the eighth day God created yoga pants. Happy Friday, Dirty Turban Nation.
Enjoy the weekend.
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(PHOTOS) Morning Wood : Throwback Thursday – Wonder Woman
We admit it, we got a thang for the older ladies. Hey, don’t judge. You still watch Baywatch vids with a box of tissues nearby. Today’s Throwback Thursday twinkie is more GILF than MILF, but she was also our first crush – Wonder Woman.
Lynda Carter turns -YIKES! – 62 today, but back in the 70’s she was top 5 smokeshow and made this once 7-year-old’s Toughskins get a little tight.
There were many a Lynda Carter poster adorning teenage boy’s badly paneled bedrooms back in the 70’s.
We even sneaked a peek at lovely Lynda in Dad’s Playboy. Porn was a lot harder in the 70’s, kids!
The new Wonder Woman, Fast and Furious actress Gal Gardot, will appear in the new Batman v Superman flick.
And while Gardot is hot, nothing beats the original.
Even at 62, you have to admit, she’s still a wonder.
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(PHOTOS) Morning Wood: Weird Wednesday – Lingerie Model Creates Website to Find a Date?
What is it my strictly platonic girlfriends always say, all the good men are taken or gay? Something like that I think, I wasn’t really paying attention. Anywho, don’t feel bad ladies, even British lingerie models have trouble finding a man. According to The Daily Mail, pantie peddler Lucy Harrold took matters into her own hands (?) and created her own dating site, BirminghamLove.co.uk.
Harrold says, “people don’t believe me when I tell them I can’t find a date.”
You’re right, Lucy, we’re not buying it. But, nice rack.
Where do we sign up again?
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(PHOTOS) Morning Wood: Ta-Ta Tuesday – Topless Tour
“The Topless Tour” started as a simple post-skinny dipping photo on Instagram and has now become a worldwide social media movement. Want in on the fun? Just hashtag your own topless pic with #TheTopLessTour. Or, better yet, let’s start our own #ThePantLessTour!
Las Vegas, NV.
Malibu, CA.
San Francisco, CA.
McCarthy, Alaska
Sardinia, Italy
Lake Baringo, Kenya
Frankfurt, Germany
Atacama desert, Chile
Kalbarri, Australia
London, England
Great Wall, China
and the one that started them all: Mjøsa, Norway
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