(VIDEO) WTF File: Aunt Phee Making ‘Something Sweet For the F***in’ Kids’ is the Next Food Network Star

Move over, Bobby Flay, you’re a dick anyway. The Food Network has a new star and it’s Aunt Phee who is cookin’ up something that “ain’t no mutherf***in’ prison food.”

Delicious! Hey Food Network, put her on Chopped or Iron Chef. If Aunt Phee don’t win she’s gonna cut a bitch.

[turban tip Barstool]

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(VIDEO) WTF File: Father Teaches Son How To Fire Rocket Launcher

My dad and I did a lot of cool things together. He took me to my first game at Fenway, taught me how to drive a stick when I was 12, told me always hit on 15 and introduced me to the wonders of scotch. Thanks, dad. But, how come you never taught me how to do this?

I feel like my entire childhood was a mirage now.

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(PHOTO) WTF File: Just Two Bros Grilling in McCovey Bay…In Horse Masks

During Saturday’s Giants-Dodgers game in San Fran a couple bros took to McCovey Cove to grill up some brats, down a few brews and they were wearing horse masks.

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You stay weird, San Francisco.

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Michelle Beadle Bitch Slaps Stephen A. Smith

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In an attempt to stay relevant and reclaim audience’s attention, ESPN chose to allow sports “reporter” (I use that term loosely) Stephen A. Smith to weigh in on his thoughts regarding the Ray Rice suspension for domestic violence on this morning’s First Take.  Needless to say, Smith proved that opinions are like a**holes, and everybody has one, but also that some people are them.

In his segment this morning, Smith implied that women are to blame for domestic violence and that they should “try not to provoke men.”

ESPN colleague Michelle Beadle agreed with Smith’s new role as “ESPN’s A-hole of the Year,” and an ESPN-themed Twitstorm ensued.  .

Smith then, showing that he is the master of the side step, took to the twittersphere with an even more long-winded Twitter rant to try to disseminate his budding reputation as a complete a**hole:

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I wonder what the “A” in Stephen A. Smith stands for?  Hmmm, after seeing his “commentary” and reading the tweets, this single yet glamorously beautiful southern gal has an idea, but I dare say it out loud, I wouldn’t want to provoke a man to hit me.

[turban tip Deadspin and USA Today]

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