In a shocking turn of events, The Bachelorette star Andi Dorfman chose Philadelphia 76ers rookie Joel Embiid.
That is according to Embiid’s Twitter account.
SPOILER ALERT: In a shocking turn of events @AndiDorfman has CHOSEN Joel EMBIID over josh and nick #TheBachelorettepic.twitter.com/MMlhFu5N6d
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 29, 2014
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As most you know I’m not a big fan of the NBA *yawn* and I avoid writing about those prima donna, ball hogging, show boating, floppers at all costs – unless it’s making fun of LeBron. However, when I saw #NBASitcoms trending across the twitterverse Thursday I just had to pass it along.This is exactly why the Internet was invented. Thanks, Al Gore.
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New Philadelphia 76er center Joel Embiid knows he won’t be playing in the NBA for a while as he recovers from a broken foot, but that’s no reason he can’t stay busy – hitting up his favorite ladies on Twitter.
First, Embiid set his sights on Kim Kardashian only to realize she’s kinda married to a sorta psycho.
Oh I didn’t know you were married sorry @KimKardashian just saw it from the fan’s tweet… have a nice day
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014
However, that didn’t stop the baller from taking another shot. This time at Rihanna.
BREAKING NEWS: Moving on from kk to Rihanna — Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
Hey baby holla at me!! Dinner at giorgios at 930pm @rihanna????
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
SOURCES: Rihanna is considering JOEL EMBIID’s offer — Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
RENDEZ VOUS tonight ( that’s actually French words) I bet she will love it when I speak french. They all do actually
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
As far as we know Ri never tweeted Joel back, but watch out, kid. That Chris Brown’s not too friendly either.
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This is exactly why the Internet was invented. Thanks, Al Gore.
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A new Harris Poll found that LeBron James, for the first time in the history of polls that mean absolutely nothing, is more popular than Michael Jordan.
*slow clap*
We’re not sure how accurate this polling stuff is because this guy came in third:
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Philadelphia 76ers rookie Joel Embiid took to Twitter to show off his game this week and fired off this pass to celebrity something Kim Kardashian.
Hey I want you to come slide in my DMs @KimKardashian
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014
Apparently the rook didn’t realize Kim K is married to mild-mannered rapper Kanye West.
Oh I didn’t know you were married sorry @KimKardashian just saw it from the fan’s tweet… have a nice day — Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014
Embiid then went on a self-imposed stint in Twitter jail.
I must go on another break peace
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 — Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014
No word on how Kanye is taking the Twitter move on his lady, but we’re sure he knows the kid was just joking around.
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LeBron is headed to back to Cleveland? You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?
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The LeBron James soap opera would not be complete without a WWE-style beatdown. Thanks, Internet.
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The 76ers won 19 games last season and this bro has a bold prediction.
http://instagram.com/p/qcyEDyxWls/?modal=true
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What’s more surprising? That Cleveland fans have forgiven all and rolled out the red carpet for Bron Bron’s “I’m coming home” party or that this bro actually saved his burnt jersey all these years?
Meanwhile in Miami…
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