Joel Embiid ‘Wins’ the ‘Bachelorette’

In a shocking turn of events, The Bachelorette star Andi Dorfman chose Philadelphia 76ers rookie Joel Embiid.

That is according to Embiid’s Twitter account.

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#NBASitcoms Breaks Twitter

As most you know I’m not a big fan of the NBA *yawn* and I avoid writing about those prima donna, ball hogging, show boating, floppers at all costs – unless it’s making fun of LeBron. However, when I saw #NBASitcoms trending across the twitterverse Thursday I just had to pass it along.This is exactly why the Internet was invented. Thanks, Al Gore.

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Joel Embiid Has Awesome Twitter Game, Makes Play For Rihanna

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New Philadelphia 76er center Joel Embiid knows he won’t be playing in the NBA for a while as he recovers from a broken foot, but that’s no reason he can’t stay busy – hitting up his favorite ladies on Twitter.

First, Embiid set his sights on Kim Kardashian only to realize she’s kinda married to a sorta psycho.

However, that didn’t stop the baller from taking another shot. This time at Rihanna.

As far as we know Ri never tweeted Joel back, but watch out, kid. That Chris Brown’s not too friendly either.

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LeBron James Tops Jordan As America’s Most Popular Sports Figure. Guess Who’s No. 3?

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A new Harris Poll found that LeBron James, for the first time in the history of polls that mean absolutely nothing, is more popular than Michael Jordan.

*slow clap*

We’re not sure how accurate this polling stuff is because this guy came in third:

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Joel Embiid Hollas at Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Moves Embiid to Top of Sh*t List

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Philadelphia 76ers rookie Joel Embiid took to Twitter to show off his game this week and fired off this pass to celebrity something Kim Kardashian.

Apparently the rook didn’t realize Kim K is married to mild-mannered rapper Kanye West.

Embiid then went on a self-imposed stint in Twitter jail.

No word on how Kanye is taking the Twitter move on his lady, but we’re sure he knows the kid was just joking around.

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