Rookie hazing is part of the rite of passage in the NFL and the Washington Redskins gave new teammate Zach Hocker the greatest mohawk of all time.
No one ever said your rookie season would be easy… pic.twitter.com/KjZA3NCg5V
— Zach Hocker (@zhocker18) July 31, 2014
Welcome to the league, kid. Now go buy a hat.
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And on the eighth day God created yoga pants.
Enjoy the weekend!
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We must have missed the memo, but apparently sandy beach butts are the new big thing on social media. We’re not sure, but we believe Kim Kardashian is somehow to blame for this. Or should we thank her?
Have a happy hump day!
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With the Boston Red Sox mired in last place with one of the worst records in baseball, it appears help may be on the way as Iron Man showed up at Fenway Park Monday night.
What we really want to know, however, is Pepper Potts in attendance?
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Fresh off his March bust where he had a briefcase full of pharmaceuticals and about 30 grand in cash, Indianapolis Colts pill popping owner Jim Irsay was spotted handing out hundred dollar bills over the weekend.
You keep being you, Jimmy and throw some of that green this way.
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You just have to love those Alabama fans and their enthusiasm for all things Tide.
Sweet ride, bro! I really want to make fun of these backwood hillbillies, but this is what I drive:
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We had some interesting choices for Monday’s MILF around the office – and by office I mean bar – with this weeks birthday girls Vivica A. Fox, Lisa Kudrow and Sally Struthers (come on, guys!) names being thrown around. I like the Vivica choice, but this weeks Monday MILF is the million dollar baby herself, Hilary Swank who turns the big 4-0. We could argue whether the Oscar winning actress is hot or not, but check the pics and you be the judge. We will say this, she’s no Sally Struthers!
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During Saturday’s Giants-Dodgers game in San Fran a couple bros took to McCovey Cove to grill up some brats, down a few brews and they were wearing horse masks.
You stay weird, San Francisco.
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This is a first for the Dirty Turban – writing about volleyball. According to The Daily Mail, Kazakhstan volleyballer Sabina Altynbekova has pissed off her teammates because she’s just too damn hot.
“It is impossible to work like this,” Kazakhstan’s coach Nurlan Sadikov said. “The crowd just stares at her.”
Can you blame them?
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As most you know I’m not a big fan of the NBA *yawn* and I avoid writing about those prima donna, ball hogging, show boating, floppers at all costs – unless it’s making fun of LeBron. However, when I saw #NBASitcoms trending across the twitterverse Thursday I just had to pass it along.This is exactly why the Internet was invented. Thanks, Al Gore.
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