Mike Tyson will be joining Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim as an animated, mystery solving ex-champ with an alcoholic pigeon as a sidekick in Mike Tyson Mysteries this fall.
Yes, Norm MacDonald is playing a drunk pigeon. And yes, we’ll all be watching.
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Remember the battle royal that broke out back in May at a Vegas Fatburger between Floyd Mayweather Jr. and rapper T.I.? Well, now we know why the fists got to flying. The Money Man was engaging in consenting coitus with T.I.’s wife. Or as Floyd put it: “I was f***ing his b****.”
Thanks for clearing that up, Floyd.
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Thailand is a strange place – the traffic is like something out of a Mad Max movie, they eat roasted grasshoppers like they’re Swedish Fish and those lady boys have me questioning my own sexuality. Now we have Thai tittie boxing. Thailand, I want to go to there.
Pretty sure Rocky did this same sort of “speed bag” training on Paulie in Rocky IV.
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UFC bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey knocked out “challenger” Alexis Davis in 16 seconds Saturday night. Rousey is now 10-0 with all wins by way of KO, TKO or submission.
I’d like to take Ronda out for a nice seafood dinner, put the moves on her and then run like hell.
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Just another weekend with Floyd Mayweather.
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Know what the sport of skydiving needs? More fighting!
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This has to be a first for the Dirty Turban – A story about arm wrestling.
Professional arm wrestler Matthias “Hellboy” Schlitte was born with some sort of genetic defect that caused his right arm to develop to almost twice the size of his left arm. Yes, it’s a Popeye arm.
Schlitte hasn’t let his deformity hold him back, the 18-year-old kid has embraced it. He has 22 championships under his belt. He also became the youngest to ever win the Sylvester Stallone-inspired “Over The Top” Tournament and defeated an arm wrestling robot when he broke the robots arm.
Quick question: Is spinach a performance enhancing drug?
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If Mike Tyson wants your seat on an airplane (and you value your ears) you give it to him. UFC President Dana White found out the hard – although it all looks to be in good fun and no children were eaten.
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A tip of the turban to the folks at Enter the Dojo for the helpful self-defense lesson. Bruce Lee would be so proud.
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Undefeated boxing champ Floyd Mayweather is certainly living up to his nickname. Forbes says “Money” Mayweather tops this years list of highest paid athletes.
Mayweather earned $105 million during the past 12 months for approximately 72 minutes of work. That’s $1.45 million a minute.
Behind Mayweather on the list were soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo at No. 2 with $80 million and Miami Heat superstar LeBron James at third with $72.3 million.
Check out the entire List at Forbes.com.
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