Morning Wood: Kate Upton Hates Her Breasts, We Like Her GIFs

Uber-model Kate Upton confessed to London tabloid The Sun over the weekend that she hates her 34-D’s.

“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life. Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up. If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons…”

Kate, with all due respect, we are going to have to disagree here. Hooray boobs!

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I WISH I HAD SMALLER BOOBS EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE.