What makes the perfect woman? According to a new poll from E! Online, the perfect woman would look like this:
We here at the Dirty Turban think E! has got it all wrong. Here is our ultimate female Franken-hottie.
Ain’t she perty??? Franken-hottie also dislikes cuddling, The Bachelorette and talking in general.
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Uber-model Kate Upton confessed to London tabloid The Sun over the weekend that she hates her 34-D’s.
“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life. Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up. If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons…”
Kate, with all due respect, we are going to have to disagree here. Hooray boobs!
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Spring training can be a long slow grind getting ready for some real baseball to begin. What’s a player to do with all the Floridian free time? Play golf, wrestle gators, start a meth lab, wear women’s clothing and hang with a supermodel?
Take the latter.
Here’s Detroit Tigers catcher Bryan Holaday showing off his patriotism with model and Justin Verlander arm candy Kate Upton:
Too many bikini models in 1 room #nofilter@KateUpton@jbholaday@Max_Scherzer@JustinVerlanderpic.twitter.com/ypLhfQmBAz
— Joba Chamberlain (@Joba_44) March 3, 2014
The tiny hat is a nice touch and Max Scherzer looks about 8 sombreros into his sombrero.
Model Kate Upton is still a Sports Illustrated cover girl. Sure, it’s just the back cover, but who’s complaining?
And she’s in space.
**insert Uranus joke here**
In the 50th anniversary issue of the SI swimsuit issue, Upton lets it all hang out in a zero gravity. Here’s the behind the scenes photo shoot.
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