(VIDEO) Vladamir Putin is the Greatest Hockey Player in the World

What’s an egomaniacal world leader to do when he’s not busy conquering stuff? Lace up the skates and dominate the ice sheet we guess.

Russian prez Vladimir Putin played in something called the “All-Russia Festival of Amateur Teams of the Night Hockey League” (thaks Google Translate) in Sochi and scored six goals with five assists. What, you’re going to play defense against him? 

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