(PHOTO) Morning Wood: The Perfect Woman

What makes the perfect woman? According to a new poll from E! Online, the perfect woman would look like this:

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We here at the Dirty Turban think E! has got it all wrong. Here is our ultimate female Franken-hottie.

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Ain’t she perty??? Franken-hottie also dislikes cuddling, The Bachelorette and talking in general.

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