LeBron James Tops Jordan As America’s Most Popular Sports Figure. Guess Who’s No. 3?

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A new Harris Poll found that LeBron James, for the first time in the history of polls that mean absolutely nothing, is more popular than Michael Jordan.

*slow clap*

We’re not sure how accurate this polling stuff is because this guy came in third:

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LeBron James’ Lawn Via Twitter: ‘Get Off Me’

As LeBron James prepares to make his decision, fans have started camping out in front of his Ohio mansion. It wasn’t long after the “siege” began that this Twitter account appeared.

I love Twitter and this is exactly why it was invented I’m sure.

https://twitter.com/lebronslawn/status/487429547034681344

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(PHOTO) NYC Strip Club Offers Carmelo Anthony Free Lap Dances For Life To Sign With Knicks, Cleveland Makes Same Offer to LeBron – It’s Not As Exciting

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New York City strip club Scores really wants Carmelo Anthony to re-sign with the Knicks. They want him back so bad that they are offering ‘Melo free lap dances. For life.

According to TMZ Sports, Scores New York is also offering Carmelo the chance to judge the Scores “Dollars for Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition, which gives a $15,000 scholarship in his name to one lucky young lady. How generous! If that wasn’t enough, Scores will also invite him to play in a charity basketball game featuring nothing but topless women. No hand fouls!

Meanwhile in Cleveland, the Angry Beaver strip club is offering LeBron James one free lap dance from this lady.

aastrippers2Have fun in Cleveland, Bron Bron.

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