In a shocking turn of events, The Bachelorette star Andi Dorfman chose Philadelphia 76ers rookie Joel Embiid.
That is according to Embiid’s Twitter account.
SPOILER ALERT: In a shocking turn of events @AndiDorfman has CHOSEN Joel EMBIID over josh and nick #TheBachelorettepic.twitter.com/MMlhFu5N6d
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 29, 2014
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As most you know I’m not a big fan of the NBA *yawn* and I avoid writing about those prima donna, ball hogging, show boating, floppers at all costs – unless it’s making fun of LeBron. However, when I saw #NBASitcoms trending across the twitterverse Thursday I just had to pass it along.This is exactly why the Internet was invented. Thanks, Al Gore.
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New Philadelphia 76er center Joel Embiid knows he won’t be playing in the NBA for a while as he recovers from a broken foot, but that’s no reason he can’t stay busy – hitting up his favorite ladies on Twitter.
First, Embiid set his sights on Kim Kardashian only to realize she’s kinda married to a sorta psycho.
Oh I didn’t know you were married sorry @KimKardashian just saw it from the fan’s tweet… have a nice day
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014
However, that didn’t stop the baller from taking another shot. This time at Rihanna.
BREAKING NEWS: Moving on from kk to Rihanna — Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
Hey baby holla at me!! Dinner at giorgios at 930pm @rihanna????
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
SOURCES: Rihanna is considering JOEL EMBIID’s offer — Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
RENDEZ VOUS tonight ( that’s actually French words) I bet she will love it when I speak french. They all do actually
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
As far as we know Ri never tweeted Joel back, but watch out, kid. That Chris Brown’s not too friendly either.
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This is exactly why the Internet was invented. Thanks, Al Gore.
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A new Harris Poll found that LeBron James, for the first time in the history of polls that mean absolutely nothing, is more popular than Michael Jordan.
*slow clap*
We’re not sure how accurate this polling stuff is because this guy came in third:
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Philadelphia 76ers rookie Joel Embiid took to Twitter to show off his game this week and fired off this pass to celebrity something Kim Kardashian.
Hey I want you to come slide in my DMs @KimKardashian
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014
Apparently the rook didn’t realize Kim K is married to mild-mannered rapper Kanye West.
Oh I didn’t know you were married sorry @KimKardashian just saw it from the fan’s tweet… have a nice day — Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014
Embiid then went on a self-imposed stint in Twitter jail.
I must go on another break peace
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 — Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014
No word on how Kanye is taking the Twitter move on his lady, but we’re sure he knows the kid was just joking around.
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New York City strip club Scores really wants Carmelo Anthony to re-sign with the Knicks. They want him back so bad that they are offering ‘Melo free lap dances. For life.
According to TMZ Sports, Scores New York is also offering Carmelo the chance to judge the Scores “Dollars for Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition, which gives a $15,000 scholarship in his name to one lucky young lady. How generous! If that wasn’t enough, Scores will also invite him to play in a charity basketball game featuring nothing but topless women. No hand fouls!
Meanwhile in Cleveland, the Angry Beaver strip club is offering LeBron James one free lap dance from this lady.
Have fun in Cleveland, Bron Bron.
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There is this new trend of redesigning sports logos – sometimes to mixed results. Who can forget the “Manning face” NFL logo mashup from a couple months ago? Ugh.
Now we have a new set of logo mashing from graphic designer Brandon Hubschman of Behance who has taken NFL logos and mixed them up with their NBA counterparts.
Here are some of the best of the bunch.
LA Oakland Raiders X LA Kobes Lakers
New England Patriots X Boston Celtics
Uh-oh. Washington Redskins X Washington Wizards
Green Bay Packers X Milwaukee Bucks
Seattle Seahawks X the team formerly known as the Seattle Supersonics
San Francisco 49ers X Golden State Warriors
New Orleans Saints X New Orleans Pelicans
Minnesota Vikings X Minnesota Timberwolves
Miami Dolphins X Miami Heat
Houston Texans X Houston Rockets
Detroit Lions X Detroit Pistons
Dallas Cowboys X Dallas Mavericks
Check out all the designs here.
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With all the rumors surrounding the best player on the planet LeBron James’ future with the Miami Heat – is he headed back to Cleveland, La La Land or will he play tight end for the Browns – it’s easy to forget the “James” in waiting, James Ennis.
Jimmy E may not be “The King”, but does have some princely skills. Ennis, drafted 50th overall by the Heat in last years draft, played overseas in Australia for the NBL league Champion Perth Wildcats during the 2013-14 season where he was given the Gordon Ellis Award for team MVP honors and finished 3rd in voting for the NBL league’s MVP. In 33 games, Ennis averaged 21.2 points, 7.1 rebounds and 2.1 assists per game whilst shooting 46.8%.
James Ennis is a 6′ 7″ forward with a shooters touch from anywhere on the court. He is also defensive minded and a gifted athlete. Ennis has the potential for stardom in the NBA and it would not surprise me if were to achieve All-Star status for many years to come.
Whether or not King James stays with the Eastern Conference champs, the Heat and their fans may want to prepare for some new royalty on South Beach. Unless, of course, he turns out to be the jester.
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Comedian Dave Chappelle is back! Chappelle returned to the comedy world last month with a series of sold-out shows at Radio City Music Hall in NYC. Dave hasn’t missed a beat as he takes on LA Clippers klansman Donald Sterling.
**Warning: Probably NSFW as this is Dave Chappelle we’re talking about.
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